February 26, 2010

Lets just start off today with the statement " Subway has incredible cookies!"
and follow it by how upset I am with John Mayer and his addiction to masturbation.

I just finished reading Playboys Interview with John Mayer and I'm just trying to wrap my head around it.
Some of the answers he gave came directly from left field. Dear John, I tried to be as open minded as possible going into the interview but I am no longer partial to you. Kudos on your meaningless music though.

PLAYBOY: You seem very fond of pornography.

MAYER: When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up back stories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.

PLAYBOY: How did you become a self-soother?

MAYER: I grew up in my own head. As soon as I lose that control, once I have to deal with someone else’s desires, I cut and run. I’m pretty culpable about being hard to live with. I have had a good run of imagining things into reality. I’ve got a huge streak of successes based on my own inventions. If you tell me I’m wrong or that I’m over thinking something, well, over thinking has given me everything in my career. I have a hard time not looking at anxiety disorder as being like an ATM. I can invent things really well. I mean, I have unbelievable orgasms alone. They’re always the best. They always end the way I want them to end. And I have such an ability to make believe, I can almost project something onto my wall, watch it and get off to it: sexually, musically, it doesn’t matter. When I meet somebody, I’m in a situation in which I can’t run it because another person is involved. That means letting someone else talk, not waiting for them to remind you of something interesting you had in mind.

PLAYBOY: Masturbation for you is as good as sex?

MAYER: Absolutely, because during sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating. That’s what you do when you’re 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I’ve already had.


For all those who missed the memo, I ate steak for the first time in nearly three years.
Inter Milan was Playing Chelsea in the 16. Of course I'm a firm fan of Chelsea, who have gone undefeated. Joshua , a Chelsea fan as well, bet against me for Inter Milan (who has not lost at home in 2 years). It was an ok match, although at times Chelsea played like a High School Soccer team. Inter Milan won 2-1, which meant I lost the bet and had to consume a rather large piece of steak.

Awful experience. but woods makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.